Archive for December, 2005

The definitive word on Bill O’Reilly

Thursday, December 29th, 2005

I just read a great article on Raw Story that featured a rather exhaustive study on the behavior of Fox News’s highest rated personality. Topics… 1. His lying for no damned reason 2. Turning the phrase “Merry Christmas” into a spiteful phrase that people say as some kind of defiant statement rather than ...

I now agree with soon to be Ex-Senator Rick Santorum on something, and it scares me

Wednesday, December 28th, 2005

In a stunning reversal of his previously expressed views on “Intelligent” Design, Sen. Rick Santorum has now stated on the record that he is against the teaching of ID in science classrooms. Here is what he wrote in a March 14, 2002 Washington Times column: This opposition to intelligent design is surprising ...

Jeff Gannon / James Guckert’s dog dies

Saturday, December 24th, 2005

Washington DC- According to his website, Jeff Gannon / James Guckert [The self-proclaimed “Voice of the New Media”], has reported that his dog companion Winston has passed. You may remember Gannon/Guckert from the controversy he created by having access to White House press briefings in which he was allowed to ask softball ...

Happy Festivus

Saturday, December 24th, 2005

Happy Festivus to all. We shall now commence the airing of grievances.

Another Battle in the War on Christmas

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

I jokingly wished a Christian friend “Happy Kwanza.” Her reply was “Go fuck yourself!” After the dust settled, I asked her what the deal was and she said, “I am not a fucking nigger.” Then she proceeded to tell me that America is a Christian nation, without any sense of ...

Keep the ‘fetus’ in Christmas

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

First Sen. Rick Santorum brings home a misscarried fetus for his children to play with. Now some are decorating the tree with them.

My day today

Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

For my conservative friends who group me into their own warped view of an American-hating, pro-terrorist, and apologist liberal, I will tell you of my day today. I went in to work at my National Guard unit to drive around the surrounding towns delivering christmas presents to over 30 families ...

Christian Nudist Camp to Open Near Tampa; Praise Jesus!

Monday, December 19th, 2005

Those of you in the Tampa Bay area will be pleased to know that we will soon be the home to America’s first Christian nudist camp, called Natura. I wish them luck, I really do. The problem is that I attended church when I was younger, and many churchgoers are not ...

Update: Stephen Gorham visits Drinking Liberally Brandon

Sunday, December 18th, 2005

Stephen Gorham, candidate for FL state senate district 10 (click to see if you live in district 10) visited the Brandon chapter of Drinking liberally. I felt it was a productive meeting. Over pizza and beer (what is more American than that) Gorham decribed his vision for Florida and district 10 ...

Brandon Wal-Mart Manager fired

Monday, December 12th, 2005

Wal-Mart, in an attempt to distract people from its systemic problems of overt racial profiling, has fired the store manager of the Causeway store. Way to pick a scapegoat. Everyone knows that the problems that Wal-Mart has are on the national level and are the result of a no holds ...