Jesus looks great in a bloody hockey mask
Wednesday, January 18th, 2006There are many other outfits to choose from, so don’t be shy, lets play dressup with our savior. Be sure to come back and tell me how you dressed the Messiah in the comments!
Archive for the ‘Religion’ Category
There are many other outfits to choose from, so don’t be shy, lets play dressup with our savior. Be sure to come back and tell me how you dressed the Messiah in the comments!
More words of wisdom from our good friend Pat
Thursday, January 5th, 2006Why do we love Pat Robertson so much? I think it’s because everytime he speaks, he gives us more pearls of wisdom. His latest rant is about how God has smote Prime Minister Sharon. Oh Pat, you crazy religious whack you.
The definitive word on Bill O’Reilly
Thursday, December 29th, 2005I just read a great article on Raw Story that featured a rather exhaustive study on the behavior of Fox News’s highest rated personality. Topics… 1. His lying for no damned reason 2. Turning the phrase “Merry Christmas” into a spiteful phrase that people say as some kind of defiant statement rather than ...
I now agree with soon to be Ex-Senator Rick Santorum on something, and it scares me
Wednesday, December 28th, 2005In a stunning reversal of his previously expressed views on “Intelligent” Design, Sen. Rick Santorum has now stated on the record that he is against the teaching of ID in science classrooms. Here is what he wrote in a March 14, 2002 Washington Times column: This opposition to intelligent design is surprising ...
Happy Festivus
Saturday, December 24th, 2005Happy Festivus to all. We shall now commence the airing of grievances.
Another Battle in the War on Christmas
Thursday, December 22nd, 2005I jokingly wished a Christian friend “Happy Kwanza.” Her reply was “Go fuck yourself!” After the dust settled, I asked her what the deal was and she said, “I am not a fucking nigger.” Then she proceeded to tell me that America is a Christian nation, without any sense of ...
Keep the ‘fetus’ in Christmas
Wednesday, December 21st, 2005First Sen. Rick Santorum brings home a misscarried fetus for his children to play with. Now some are decorating the tree with them.
My day today
Tuesday, December 20th, 2005For my conservative friends who group me into their own warped view of an American-hating, pro-terrorist, and apologist liberal, I will tell you of my day today. I went in to work at my National Guard unit to drive around the surrounding towns delivering christmas presents to over 30 families ...
Christian Nudist Camp to Open Near Tampa; Praise Jesus!
Monday, December 19th, 2005Those of you in the Tampa Bay area will be pleased to know that we will soon be the home to America’s first Christian nudist camp, called Natura. I wish them luck, I really do. The problem is that I attended church when I was younger, and many churchgoers are not ...
Falwell thinks you can’t say “Merry Christmas”
Tuesday, November 29th, 2005This country is 80% Christian…but he still thinks people are discriminating against Christianity? He has gone as far as creating a “Friends or Foe” list that will sue anyone who his group, the Liberty Council thinks is “discriminating” against the majority religion in this country.